Funny drunk sex

You, them, and pizza. Or consume an entire plate of nachos. There are times I'll be high, and I'll go to a party, and I'll pick this guy or this girl. Went to the front lawn waiting for a ride and in the mean time I was vomiting up a storm from the amount of alcohol I drank first time throwing up from drinking too. She asks me if I have ever wanted to try that Fire Lube. Smoking makes you pickier about who you'll hang out with. A particularly close friend took to liberty of falling asleep on the couch in my room.

The process led to a lot of pre-cum, and once while we were doing this, he wiped it off and rubbed it on my Related Story. Luckily, he came pretty quickly. While I'm laughing my head off, my date jumped over me to the driver's seat and shifted the engine from park to drive. So we were in the kitchen when the mood struck—we started having sex and in walks my boyfriend's sister-in-law, jaw open, as the two of us stood there, butt naked against the counter. They started chatting it up at the urinals.

Crew bathroom while the clothing attendant was right outside? But when things started heated up, he pulled out his dentures. I named a few, and she asked if I was a fan of one well-known comedian. Of course, I agreed to be her wingwoman. These 50 women have risked it all for The Big O